Mysterious electronic implant discovered in mans tooth

Bizarre implant was discovered during routine dental exam.

The National Reporter
Wally Hanson, a sixty-seven year old retired police officer from Albany New York, got an unexpected surprize last week.
While visiting his dentist for a routine check up, a mysterious metallic object was discovered in his tooth.
“It’s weird as hell.”  He said.  “It’s a tiny electronic implant of some sort.  I have no idea how the hell it got there.  It wasn’t there the last time I had my teeth X-rayed a year ago.”
His dentist, Dr. Fred Wallington had this to say.
“I never saw anything like this.  There is no opening anywhere near the implant. No scarring or filling, it’s like it just grew there.”

There are no markings to indicate how the strange electronic implant was placed into the tooth.

Mr. Hanson contacted the FBI about his mysterious implant the day after it was discovered and they were very interested in finding out what it was.
He was immediately flown to Washington DC to under go some extensive tests.
Dr. Bernard of the FBI’s forensic medical investigations unit conducted several tests on the object and concluded that it was a transmitter of some sort and that  not only was it transmitting a  very high frequency signal,  it was also receiving an incoming signal.
What that incoming signal is and how it is effecting Mr. Hanson is a mystery.
“It doesn’t seem to be having any kind of effect on Mr. Hanson.” Dr. Bernard told us. “But we do know that every time it transmits, a few seconds later a signal is returned to the device.”
The National Reporter – How often does the implant send out signals?
“We’re not sure, but it seems to be at least four times a day. They are very short and easy to miss, so there may be more.  Some of them only last for a hundredth of a second, but despite the short transmission time, there is a lot of information being exchanged.”
The National Reporter – Do you have any idea who or what put the implant in Mr. Hanson’s tooth?
“Not yet, but it can be anything from some kind of marketing device placed in there by a corporation or a foreign government using it to spy on us. And we aren’t counting out extra terrestrial’s either.”
The National Reporter – Do you have any idea’s what the signals are saying?
“They are in some kind of code, but it isn’t the usual binary code.  This is weird, it’s in some sort of quad code.  So far we haven’t been able to make heads or tails out of it.”
The National Reporter – Have you tried to remove it?
“Yes, and when we did the implant immediately lost power and shut down.  Apparently it is rigged to disable itself if the tooth is removed, so we have to study it while it is in Mr. Hanson’s mouth.”

The FBI has still not been able to decipher the code or locate the origin of the implant.
They have informed The National Reporter they we would be notified when they have learned more about it.
Until then, we will just have to wait.

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45 Responses to Mysterious electronic implant discovered in mans tooth

  1. Hillary says:

    What??!? Why is this not all over the news? Omg! Surprised there aren’t any comments either…

    • Ace Flashman says:

      The day after this article was printed in The National Reporter, black helicopters were seen hovering over our main headquarters.
      None of the other media outlets dared to reprint this story because they were afraid,
      Only The National reporter had the courage and determination to print this at great risk to ourselves and our family’s.

      Thank you for reading The National Reporter and we hope you return real soon!
      The staff of The National Reporter.

    • Eric says:

      Hillary?! Stick to politics, you are funnier. Have you checked Bill’s xrays…bet they are interesting.

  2. mark says:

    Is this real?

  3. says:

    is that photo real X ray image of his tooths or its dramatization?

  4. Lil Stinky says:

    That must be how Obama is listening in on our phone calls.

    • Ignorant Ass People says:

      Contrary to what ignorant ppl think, Obama isn’t responsible for everything that happens in this cruel world. How about you blame Bush sometimes.

      • Bush isn’t the president anymore, you ignorant assed liberal retard.
        When he was he was, hate filled liberal whiners like you blamed him for every thing that was wrong with the world.
        Bush allowed you farting dildo waving shit eaters the freedom to demonstrate against him as you pleased.
        When a rodeo clown wore an Obama mask he was fired for mocking him.
        The NAACP wanted to have him charged with hate crimes for racism.

        When he was still campaigning for president, Imam Obama promised that the first thing he would do when he was elected was to bring the troops home from the mid-east.
        He lied right to our faces.
        We are presently in the longest war in U.S. history and it is escalating day by day.
        The Western nations are being swamped with millions of Jihadists as brainwashed idiots like you wave welcome banners.
        This is all happening right in front of our eyes under Obama’s watch.
        Yeah, blame Bush.
        Why don’t we blame Nixon too while we are at it?

  5. Lil Stinky says:

    The photo in this article must be from Snowden the whistle blower.

  6. Josie says:

    Sad to say but I’m only reading this because I think I have one implanted.
    It has been a little over 11 years ago that I had an front tooth implant. I can go on of why but the story is crazy and no one would believe me. I went to a different dentist in another state and she said my implant was Huge. I have always suspected something because of crazy coincidental unexplainable baffling w t heck stuff!!

  7. k says:

    I am suspicious that i too have been implanted with some sort of transmitter.i have a memoryof thed dentist putting laughing gas tubvover my mouth and ten i wsort of came to and the i guess what wold have been a dental hygenist was jn a tiny helicopter flying over my head. I was hallucinating. They then led me into a room where a scared little girl was about to have the same procedure done and since i was such a brave girl i shoukd show her there was nothing to fear. I was scared though. That memory at first was shakybut ive decided nt to dobt myself any longer. Yeaterday i decided to look into it and found thatcountless other people also belkeve theyve been invaded. Oh yes also my mother swears i never had a procedure requiring laughing gas. I also hear high frequencies often which are always painful. I also experienced stange moments of delayed time as a child. The next time i go to the dentist i am goig to get him to locate teeth with fillings and im going to pull them out.

  8. duh says:

    There is no dentist and no cop in Albany, NY by those names. What a bunch of bullshit.

    • Sonas says:

      You know every dentist and every cop in Albany, New York?

    • Pinga Pauklo says:

      How many hours did you spend scouring the internet for this information?
      I mean, you must really be retarded if you spent even one second looking up this information.
      It is obviously a fictional story that was meant to be humorous as just about everyone who left a comment will tell you.
      How retarded are you?

  9. william says:

    Made up BS. If you fall for this you ‘ll fall for anything…

  10. So they removed the tooth and put it back in? How do they know that it disables otherwise? Is it his real tooth? Also what’s the frequency? It seems like it would need a lot of power to transmit a lot of information in a hundredth of a second, what is its power source?

    • Ace Flashman says:

      You would have to consult The National Reporters science editor to learn more about the mysterious implant.

      Thank you for reading The National Reporter.
      Watch for breaking news from around the nation!

  11. This is a satire rag. It’s not real

  12. k-man says:

    LOL… the device IN the tooth appears to have a highlight on it. Also, it’s in sharper focus than anything else in the picture.

  13. Mork says:

    Phone home !!!

  14. Pegasus says:

    I heard the national reporter paid the dentist an undisclosed sum of money to make this story up.
    What some people will do for money really makes me lose faith in humanity.

  15. thyftky says:

    why you people akt so stupid morons the implantes is not a new think the go all way back in time actin trendy like is funy the internet hase al the information you ned to know do the researche find out for your self if you have graduatet at list low level school it does not take to be scientist to find out why make a big deal yeah they real yeah they can be uset to kill citisens slowely ore controlle them ore both u.s .government is controlin you in every aspect do sam thnik about it and is maiking americans look bad bot they are bad i got two tooth implantes from dentist doctore during tooth procedure when icome in u.s.s connecticut in front tooth cap this government is complete scam and people are getin more sheep and also i hade many ear implants i remuvet above the hearte lung and so on go do same researche implant victims

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  17. Tahdah says:

    Everyone should stop what they are doing right now and make an appointment with their dentist to have x-rays taken of their teeth.
    How else will you be sure if you don’t have one of these sinister appearing devices inserted into one of your teeth?
    We have to protect ourselves from this threat!

  18. Ridiculously hysterical says:

    This is so fake. You wouldn’t be able to see anything in an x Ray that is through a metal crown, which this tooth obviously has on it. Retards….

  19. rj smith says:

    Black lives matter is behind it those covert BASTARDS!!!!

  20. martyaa says:

    There ARE no ets, there are only DEMONS..

  21. Ruby says:

    Youbstill don’t say what that implant was? What’s breaking news about it?

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  23. Mac says:

    If it were metal, it would look white, because XRays do not pass through it.

  24. D says:

    I heard this stuff is happening in Clark County, WI now..(2021) but they are putting little rice size implants in that hide better like in the jaw or the root canal or jaw cartilage or besides the nose or inside the ear! Someone playing God /psychiatrist or worse? treating,, forcing people like trained dogs/cats and copying spying with spy kitty cat animals!!There is a lot more on the internet about this stuff! I think someone is trying to set up veterinarians and spoofing , blocking investigations, abusing, setting up police!!But don’t ask me!
    Over heard some guys say they were going to implant a person with something form another country…with voice and ruin their life by putting them in an institution get everything they have for a revenge activity, but they are gone never found out who they were!!Now i find out this has been happening everywhere in other webs sites, go figure!
    The invisible crime is a great book to read also! and on 99.5 with AL Norrey ” 10:30 P.M. unexplained show” has it all also!!i

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