Ace Flashman

Hello, my name is Ace Flashman.
I am a reporter for the daily news and have decided recently to scoop all of the newspapers with this blog.
I hope you will enjoy these breaking news storys as they happen.

19 Responses to Ace Flashman

  1. Hi, nice to meet you !

  2. gmdyeah says:

    Love the site brother. Thanks for checking out Great Moments of Dumbness. I will definitely promote your site to everyone I can. Take care reporter.

  3. Ahme says:

    Is this site for real? You have a wild imagination..

    • gee whiz says:

      Looks like a parody, a laugh at the human minds descent into dumbness/gullible.

    • Mahmoud Medhat says:

      What did you gain from writing all this useless crap ?
      Do you feel joy writing false news and misleading content ? grow up.

  4. Just me says:

    I saw and loved your golden sphere image in this video. Cool pic!!!

  5. Danny Wayne says:

    Everyone needs to research this seal of honesty. It is one of the most prestigious awards in journalism.

  6. Jo Ann M. Smith says:

    I have been reading your posts on the iCarly set. If you want some other stories about the Nick on Sunset stage where they filmed, please contact me. You have my email.

  7. Joel says:

    Hi, I have recently been reading about the hidden chamber discovered at the peak of the great pyramid and the sphere and half cat half human skeleton that was found inside. Apparently the skeleton was removed from the pyramid and the sphere could not be removed due to an anomaly of some kind that held it in place. I was wondering how this was done without wrecking the pyramid or taking it apart because a robotic probe was needed to enter the chamber in the first place so it seems very unlikely the skeleton came out the way the probe went in. How did they enter the chamber and remove the intact skeleton which would not fit back through the shaft the probe used and attempt to remove the sphere ? Have they taken apart some of the structure at the peak to allow entry? I didn’t think this was allowed ? Is there a recent photo of the peak of the pyramid that shows it has been taken apart and rebuilt?

  8. kenya says:

    Teen” Section = Flying Penis ???

    and other questionable content for that age group.

    You sir, need to be closely investigated.

  9. You’re a fake news outlet aren’t you lol I mean come on the Antarctica story is just ridiculous and the flaws in the story are obvious to the trained eye.

  10. Rudolf Ganz says:

    As if we need more disinformation. Such an idiot working for the darkness.

  11. Ace Flashman says:

    Dear Kaun and Rudolf.
    There is a huge difference between fake news and a parody site.
    Fake news, which is the manifestation of leftist political manipulation of the public, is intended to effect the out come of elections and to deceptively steer popular opinion towards harmful left wing programs.
    A Parody is when story’s are made up to entertain people who have a sense of humor.
    If you want to bitch and moan about the fake stories on this site, then you might as well go over to Warner Brothers website and nag them to death about how Rabbits don’t talk and walk around like humans.
    While you are there, ask them how Elmer Fudd can continuously fire his double barrel shot gun without ever reloading and why Bugs Bunny has pockets in his fur that have an inexhaustible supply of fresh carrots.

    Thank you for reading The National Reporter..
    The editorial staff.

  12. Tomas christleven says:

    Hey ace.
    I would like to know more about the mini humanoids that where found in antartica.

    Could you send me more information about this topic.

    I like to find out if it’s thru or not.

    Greets from Belgium

  13. Phoebe says:

    Hi Ace,
    Getting in touch about using some of your content in a TV programme. Could you please email me at so I can give you some more information?
    Many thanks,

  14. forthferalz says:

    Omg!!! Ace i am hanging on your every post. cannot wait to hear your scoops on blackholes and all the exciting world changing discoveries in big bang physics 😉

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