Sports scandal; Robot disguised as a human wins womens decathlon.

Tracy Chow handing off to Nancy Franklin during last months decathlon between Rutgers and NYU.

The National Reporter
The reputation of women’s sports was tarnished today when officials discovered a secret about recent decathlon winner, Nancy Franklin.
She wasn’t a woman at all, she was a mechanical robot machine that had disguised itself as a human being so it could cheat at sports.
Miss Franklin was declared the winner in last months decathlon race between Rutgers and NY city college.
“I was so happy for her and the team.” team mate Tracy Chow told me. “And then I heard rumors going around the campus that she may have cheated. I was shocked and angry.”
The board of directors received an anonymous phone call two days after the race from an unknown source tipping them off about Miss Franklin.
They began to suspect that the anonymous tipper was telling the truth when Miss Franklin arrived at the deans office for questioning and the room quickly began filling with diesel fumes from her exhaust pipe.
Rutgers red faced women’s sports coach, Barbara Trent, called NY city college late last night to give them the embarrassing news and to inform them that she would drive up and give them the decathlon trophy in person and apologize on behalf of her team and Rutgers university.
Nancy Franklin moved out of her dormitory room last night and was unavailable for comment.
Her where abouts are not known at this time.

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