Forget handcuffs, cops now using crazy glue

Crazy glue, it's cheaper than handcuffs

The National Reporter
police departments all across the nation are tossing their handcuffs away and using crazy glue to restrain prisoners.
“We have found that using crazy glue is faster and easier than trying to place handcuffs on struggling violent criminals” Said San Fransico police chief Charlie Ryley.
He is not alone in this latest trend in law enforcement.
Police departments across this nation are switching to crazy glue as a much safer and cost effective method of controlling prisoners.
Crazy glue was first used by the U.S. army at Guantanamo bay’s detention facilty to stop the inmates from running around with no clothes on.

Thanks to Crazy glue, we brought an end to their naked hijinks!

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